Yo, I know I’m late but so what, its Fuq it Fridays, and its snowing like crazy out this bitch! This is the one day of the week that I act like a plum fool, so here goes.
Taylor Swift, why does she always act like she’s so surprised that she wins awards, it was cute at the MTV awards (isn’t that when Ye interrupted her?) Now its like dude, you know you’re tight go up there with some swag about yourself, because 16 (or is it 15) is my jam!
Swag! Everyone wants to retire the word in 2010, I say fuq that I like it and I’ve never over used it so I will continue to put it where it fits.
Beyonce this Beyonce that. Whats wrong with you people. A sista friend of mine Mrs. Kina Golightly said it best.
“I wouldn’t tell you to quit your job for a year just because I was tired of seeing your face.”
I don’t know and never will know why people concern themselves so much in another persons business. “She was grabbing her crotch” well Gaga (whom I love) came out with half her snatch out…or not, who knows. But no one has mentioned that. My people, my people.
I had the audacity to tell someone “no” the other day, now they wont even speak to me. Ask me if I care much because I dont. I am tired of inconveniencing myself for others. Besides, there were other things that I needed to do and in no way was I going to…you know what nevermind. I said “no” she’s mad…fuq that too!
“You women need to quit shaving the sides of your hair, that isht looks stupid, grow it back!” First off I look fly, secondly my sides arent shaved off, thirdly as a man too bad you can’t grow your weenus back. The things that I read on Facebook make me both giggle and gag at the same time.
You all know the routine, today is your day to be an asshole!!!